“Where the hell is my carrot?”
“You can have a bite of mine, Rocko!”
“You didn’t have a carrot!”
“Well whose carrot is this then?”
“Gimme my fuckin’ carrot you fuck!”
“HAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”
“Shut the fuck up Louie!”
“You had a good birthday right Rocko?”
“Sure, Bucky.”
“You got some cool stuff?”
“I got bamboo, Bucky. I always get bamboo. From you.”
“Yeah I get you the bamboo because I know you like it so much Rocko. You like the bamboo right?”
“Sure, Bucky.”
“Maybe next year we’ll have a big party, huh Rocko?”
“Maybe, Bucky. Go to sleep.”
“Yeah, next year we’ll have a party. G’night Rocko.”
“G’night.”
“I love you Rocko.”
“Shut up Bucky.”
“Hey Rocko, ah, you could maybe go easy on the kid there…”
“Fuck off Louie. Say it Bucky.”
“Bucky don’t mean nothin’, Rocko.”
“I said FUCK. OFF. LOUIE. Say it Bucky.”
“F— F-Fuck off Louie!”
“No goddammit, say what I told you to say!”
“I’m sorry!”
“Sorry for WHAT?”
“I’m sorry I ate it!”
“I am sorry I ate Scott’s gift, Mister Rocko. Say it.”
“I’m sorry I ate Scott’s gift Mister Rocko!”
“Now say you’re a moron.”
“You’re a moron!”
“No, say I’m a moron goddammit!”
“I’m - you’re - I don’t know what that means!”
“Ya know, Rocko, we all eat bamboo. Coulda happened to any of us. Maybe bamboo isn’t the best birthday gift, that’s all.”
“Louie, I don’t know how else to say fuck off.”
“Hey Louie, you get anything for Slogo’s birthday? Like maybe a board game or a model or somethin’?”
“Nah, Bucky. Slogo don’t live here no more. Remember?”
“Yeah. I know. What about you Rocko, you get maybe like action figures or somethin’ cool?”
“I got him a stick of bamboo, you dumb fuck. Shut up and push me again.”
(via scottmcdowell)
“Remember when we used to do stuff, Louie? Remember when we used to hang out downtown? And we’d pick up chicks, and the cops’d hassle us but they couldn’t do nothin’? And we’d race, and break stuff sometimes, and we didn’t care ‘bout nobody’?”
“Nah, Bucky. I don’t remember that. Nobody remembers. We never did nothin’. We ain’t never did shit.”
“Yeah. I know. Hey Rocko, can I have a turn?”
“Shut the fuck up, Bucky.”