May 2012
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Don't get coy with me Tumblr, I noticed that.
milkglassmao:
dig-the-cat:
I’m not nerdy enough to know the exact details of what changed on the dashboard, but the text is different now. It’s lighter.
This is one of those things that makes me joke about not being able to handle any change, even though that is completely untrue. I don’t actually care about this—it’s simply that I notice it and it takes a little while to stop noticing it.
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For me this was always about the wrongs in the...
Essential first listen after each time you really...
Essential for impending car wrecks
Morning music
“Even last year, I never set up on the plate.”
– Buster Posey, explaining why it doesn’t bug him that manager Bruce Bochy has restricted him from blocking the plate.
Subtle, Buster. Played like a veteran.
“I was trying to avoid an argument.”
– Seriously though. Come on. Star Trek has some sick dialogue. Little lines like that are great little windows into who the characters are. Gorgeous.
Khan holds a scalpel to McCoy's throat.
McCoy: It'd be most effective to cut the carotid artery, just below the left ear.
Khan: [withdraws weapon] You are a brave man.
McCoy: I was trying to avoid an argument.
My wife: He's exactly like me as a medical professional.
I love this show! →
These are my friends. They’re so funny together.
April 2012
Before subtitled animated gifs, did we all just *assume* lines from 30 Rock were jokes?
How utterly Barbaric.
Since I disabled anonymous questions, not one mean thing has been said. The lesson is that mean people are also giant pussies.
Louis is indeed a real cat
…in that he is a cat who is named Louis. He is marvelously sweet and shares little more than a name with the character.
FYou
“If you wish to prevent ALL email contact from VYou.com, including forgotten password requests, etc, please click on the ‘Do Not Email’ button below.”
This, after a third unsubscribe-all request, upon which it had become apparent that VYou.com (which I never once used) was simply adding new versions of old digest emails (they were even numbered) in order to get around...
I'M IN FAGGY BATTAM
Every conversation I've ever had with a hotel desk...
Clerk: Welcome, Mr. ... SUUURRRHHHH?
Me: Hi. Thanks.
Clerk: So it's just the one night?
Me: Yes.
Clerk: Excellent. We have the room ready.
Me: Great.
Clerk: I just need to see your cattle prod and proof of self-loathing.
Me: I'm sorry?
Clerk: Your picture ID is all I need.
Me: Oh, sure, sorry. Here.
Clerk: ...and the credit card you reserved with.
Me: Right, ok. There.
Clerk: And will you be sacrificing virgins in our fitness center?
Me: What was that?
Clerk: DO YOU NEED THE FREE WIFI.
Me: Um, yes. Thank you?
Clerk: Very well then, I can set that up for you! Now if you'll just diddle me with a pineapple I'll be happy to have Sadiq here take your bags to the incinerator.
Me: I don't think that's necessary.
Clerk: It's completely free!
Me: Maybe I misunderstood you.
Clerk: That seems likely! Enjoy your stay. The elevators are just on the other side of the hellmouth.
The Rutledges →
I’ve mentioned my comedian friend and once-bandmate Gabe Rutledge before. He and his wife Kristi just started doing this podcast together. While I have to admit it’s probably because I have known them for most of my life and some elements of these stories are pretty familiar to me, this was a really fun listen. They are both very funny and speak about their lives and marriage in a...
Hotel Tonight →
CHSH people who need a place to stay may also consider this as a good way to find it cheap at the last minute.
I know someone who works there, and he’s a chump, so they’re probably all chumps, but he seems to think the app makes people happy, so check it out.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT →
Arizona Legislators Trying To Declare Pregnancy... →
prolix21:
greaterthanlapsed:
This is not a headline from The Onion.
if this is the logic they want to use, then a dude jerking off should be considered genocide
I’m not 100% clear on it, but I think this actually makes periods illegal.
